Total Medals Earned: 3,423 (From 594 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,830 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (225/500 points)
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill 3 Bosses in a run
Run 7500 Meters in Easy Mode
Finish Game in Easy Mode
Score 200K points
Jump Over 20 enemies
Run 7500 Meters in Hard Mode
Finish Game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/335 points)
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 15.
Complete level 20.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 8/18 (45/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
(splat)
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (75/360 points)
Beat the first Five Levels
Collect 25 Hearts
Collect 300 coins
Kill 10 Enemies
Open 75 Chests
Kill 40 Enemies
Beat 15 Levels
Collect 50 Keys
Collect 1000 coins
Beat 45 Levels
Beat the Game
Collect 2000 Coins
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/160 points)
Finish the 10th Level
Finish the 11th Level
Finish the 12th Level
Finish the 13th Level
Finish the 14th Level
Finish the 3rd Level
Finish the 4th Level
Finish the 5th Level
Finish the 6th Level
Finish the 7th Level
Finish the 8th Level
Finish the 9th Level
Finish the 10th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 11th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 12th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 13th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 14th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 1st Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 2nd Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 3rd Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 4th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 5th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 6th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 7th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 8th Level with 3 Stars
Finish the 9th Level with 3 Stars