Total Medals Earned: 3,457 (From 605 different games.) Total Medal Score: 56,550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/255 points)
You ran more than 1000 mts.
You ran more than 5000 mts.
You have been eaten for the monster more than 30 times
You ran more than 10000 mts.
You ran more than 20000 mts.
Have you seen portals?
You saved your sister
You have double jump more than 200 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/40 (65/500 points)
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You helped Gewb save his kid!
Eat 15 party bears in one level.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 22/24 (350/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 9/28 (65/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Die 10 times on a single level.
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
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Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Obtain the Sword.
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/240 points)
fire your gun
thats scary
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
Soprano